To the 3 ( ) real women reading:....
To the 3 ( ) real women reading: * I am smart. * I am funny. * I am cute. Hot, even. * I am clean. * I can spell. * I am available. Looking for discreet afternoon love. * I am employed. * I am a good kisser. * I am and fit. * There is a large, nicely shaped penis attached to me down here. Girls like it. * Aforementioned penis doesn't the shots, my brain keeps it in check. * Girls like my brain too. * I like girls. Especially ones with brains. And I like your girl parts too. * I have and using them is a must. Would one of you real women who actually read these like to get together and make out? If we like each other, then we will have hot, wild, porn-star caliber making out all night long. Seriously. Let's wake up the neighbors! If you've got this far, write me. It's not like the other two real women who were reading are still reading. :) Come on, I used "aforementioned" and "caliber" in sentences up there. Doesn't that at least deserve some french-kissing? Let's see where things go..